34 REASONS WHY A WOMAN WOULD BE

1. You do not get a hysterical attack if you get a few hair scarves from your head!2. The chances of getting caught in a love affair are much less than when it comes to men!3. During the massage you do not have to redden for the reaction in the form of an erection!4. If you experience a shipwreck, the place in the lifeboat is guaranteed!5. Frauds still think they have to pay your bills, and you can save money to invest in a new guy, for example!6. It's better to be daddy's girls, than paying motherfuckers!7. You absolutely understand what is behind the 20cm.8. You will not get a driver's license because of the biggest traffic violation (code: crocodile tears)!9. Men can only Rivaldo rise to heaven and you can go to bed with him!10. Rick Martin kicks his ass just for you!11. When they ask you if you want to get married, you get a ring that you can later regain!12. Men have a shorter life expectancy, and women collect life insurance!13. You do not have to wait for your death to divorce you, when you notice that the relationship has gone to hell you can go without explanation!14. It's far better to use a vibrator than to make love with a rubber doll!15. Better and more valuable gifts are placed in women's magazines!16. As soon as you lift your finger to step in, someone will stop!17. You do not get a breakdown of a nerve when a comsian gets a car better than yours!18. You always know that the child is yours!19. Women are quick and easy to drink, which positively affects the budget.20. If you really want to pay for sex while saying "cookie"!21. You rarely get stuck, mostly because you're not blamed for asking the right way!22. You can make many shoe sellers!23. You do not need to know the names of all the national football clubs and the results of the 1980s!24. You do not have to stay with strangers in the room for months and wear the same camouflage green cloths as they are!25. You can hide the consequences of a turbulent night with a powder!26. After the hot night you do not have to ask "what was I"!27. You do not have to shave every morning!28. You do not need to tell anyone how old you are, your question is not being asked by ladies!29. You do not have a bunch of clothes that are painted, in a washing machine, or driven by iron!30. There is a whole army of slaves to look after your appearance and mental state!31. You do not have to refurbish the kitchen after a drunk dishes!32. When you sprinkle something from a wardrobe, this is seen!33. After all, women are the ones who decide how many people will be born!34. You do not have to take part in an Olympics called "who will drink more, who will ride more words, who will say more jokes ..."