What did we learn from horror movies?
- Whenever you seem to have killed a monster, never check if it's really dead.
- If you find out that you are living in a house built on an Indian cemetery that used to serve black magic ceremonies or where someone was killed or committed suicide, he immediately left.
- Never read out the book for the revival of demons aloud.
- Do not search the basement, especially if the current has just disappeared.
- If your children start talking in a strange language or voice, immediately shoot them.
- If society is going to get into an old, abandoned church, do not go with them. Especially not if you only have a partner or you are a distrustful salvyddzija.
- If the home appliances start to work on their own, do not wait for the further development of the event, but immediately move!
- Do not take or borrow anything from the dead.
- If you do not have a monster, you will expect to be at least 2-3 times (twice as long as you are a woman). Also, although the monster barely temples, it will always be able to catch you.
- Listen to background music carefully.
- There is a reason why the abandoned city was abandoned. That's why he circumcised him in the wide harbor.
- When a monster hits you, and you try to escape the car, expect that the car will not be able to start from the first, no matter how well it works.
- If you are one of the filmmakers who survived the movie, never apply for a sequel. You will leave this world in the first 10 minutes of the movie.
- When you land on an unknown planet and find something resembling alien eggs, do not touch them.
- When one of your crew members appears with an extraterrestrial attached to his breasts (a consequence of the failure to comply with the previous rule), do not let him on the ship - he is already dead anyway.
- When an alien monster catches a boat (resulting from failure to comply with the previous two rules), do not ask for a lost cat.
- Never, but never, do not go inside ("inside" means attic, closet, basement, dark street, forest ...)
- If you lose some part of the body by the way, do not despair. This place will fit nicely with a saw, harpoon, saber ...
- Forget the gun. There will be no ammunition when the monster comes to the bottom.
- If you bite the zombie, stop thrashing and bargain ... Just sit and wait to become one of them.
- Do not swim, especially if you are alone at home.
- If you're a man, you broke up! Women always live.
- If you're a woman, do not show your breasts. Always end up frigid in the end.
- When you buy a property, ask the seller why it is so cheap.
- Be a believer! It always turns out that skeptics are wrong, in a terrible, painful way.
- If you're not the main character, it's easier to commit suicide immediately.
- If you're a kid, cheer up! Monsters kill only angry teenagers.
- If you see a dead beloved person, run. Remember: You can always get more children, friends, supra ...
- If there is only one monster, it's impossible to kill him. If there are more, it is impossible to exterminate them. So try to get them to attack each other.
- Whenever you seem to have killed a monster, never check if it's really dead.
- If you find out that you are living in a house built on an Indian cemetery that used to serve black magic ceremonies or where someone was killed or committed suicide, he immediately left.
- Never read out the book for the revival of demons aloud.
- Do not search the basement, especially if the current has just disappeared.
- If your children start talking in a strange language or voice, immediately shoot them.
- If society is going to get into an old, abandoned church, do not go with them. Especially not if you only have a partner or you are a distrustful salvyddzija.
- If the home appliances start to work on their own, do not wait for the further development of the event, but immediately move!
- Do not take or borrow anything from the dead.
- If you do not have a monster, you will expect to be at least 2-3 times (twice as long as you are a woman). Also, although the monster barely temples, it will always be able to catch you.
- Listen to background music carefully.
- There is a reason why the abandoned city was abandoned. That's why he circumcised him in the wide harbor.
- When a monster hits you, and you try to escape the car, expect that the car will not be able to start from the first, no matter how well it works.
- If you are one of the filmmakers who survived the movie, never apply for a sequel. You will leave this world in the first 10 minutes of the movie.
- When you land on an unknown planet and find something resembling alien eggs, do not touch them.
- When one of your crew members appears with an extraterrestrial attached to his breasts (a consequence of the failure to comply with the previous rule), do not let him on the ship - he is already dead anyway.
- When an alien monster catches a boat (resulting from failure to comply with the previous two rules), do not ask for a lost cat.
- Never, but never, do not go inside ("inside" means attic, closet, basement, dark street, forest ...)
- If you lose some part of the body by the way, do not despair. This place will fit nicely with a saw, harpoon, saber ...
- Forget the gun. There will be no ammunition when the monster comes to the bottom.
- If you bite the zombie, stop thrashing and bargain ... Just sit and wait to become one of them.
- Do not swim, especially if you are alone at home.
- If you're a man, you broke up! Women always live.
- If you're a woman, do not show your breasts. Always end up frigid in the end.
- When you buy a property, ask the seller why it is so cheap.
- Be a believer! It always turns out that skeptics are wrong, in a terrible, painful way.
- If you're not the main character, it's easier to commit suicide immediately.
- If you're a kid, cheer up! Monsters kill only angry teenagers.
- If you see a dead beloved person, run. Remember: You can always get more children, friends, supra ...
- If there is only one monster, it's impossible to kill him. If there are more, it is impossible to exterminate them. So try to get them to attack each other.
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