Thursday 26 October 2017

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HOW TO LEARN STUDENTS IN SERBIA

By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 26, 2017
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  • You probably already met this person - a student full of enthusiasm, persistent in his intention to learn from six hours in the evening until midnight. Exactly his place, he again carefully removes every detail, providing himself with the time to find the first excuses; Namely, now it is recalled that this morning did not have enough time to read some interesting articles in the newspapers. He also finds it the best time to read such things before he begins to learn.
    That's why he gets up from his desk, scrolls the newspapers, and as he turns pages, he reveals more interesting articles than he could have imagined. And while listing a page per page, he also sees an overview of the entertainment program. From this point of view - this is one great idea for the evening break; can look something interesting between 8 and 8:30 in the evening. It finds something interesting, but the show starts already in seven hours. At that moment they thought: "Well, I had a hard day, there was not much to start the program, and it would be useful to relax and rest before I get to the school and ..." He returns to his desk around fifteen minutes to nine o'clock because the start of the next show was much more interesting than he expected.
    In this scene, he continues to run around his desk, tapping on the book; she suddenly recalls that it would be better to first make a phone call to her friend, wanting to take it away from the door, before she starts a serious study. The telephone conversation is, of course, much more interesting and long-awaited than expected, but the decisive student, as he is, finally returns to his desk at 9:15.
    At this moment of his ritual, he is really sitting at the table, opens a book with the expression of determination on his face, and he really begins to read (page 1, of course). While the reader begins to feel the first signs of hunger and eating. This is awesome, because it realizes that as long as the satisfaction of their needs goes, the hunger will continue to grow stronger and stronger, and therefore, its concentration for reading will become weaker and weaker.
    Obviously, the only solution is a light meal. This, with all its preparations, slowly turns into a true feast.
    After this last obstacle has been removed, the return of the work table is accompanied by a definitive knowledge that there is nothing this time that could ruin the nursing dedication to learning. Again he reads a few first sentences on the first page of the book ... Suddenly he becomes aware that he has transplanted his stomach and was overwhelmed by general drowsiness. In this state of affairs, it is much better to look at that other half-hour program at 10 o'clock, as welding during the show will generally be completed so that the remaining time can be used to learn in the most effective way.
    At midnight we see him sleeping in front of the TV.
    Even in the moment, when someone wakes up in the room wakes him up, he thinks things are not so bad, because he finally got a good rest, good nao, he watched interesting and relaxing shows on TV, fulfilled his social obligations towards friends , read all important and interesting articles, so tomorrow, exactly in six hours ....
    Every relationship with students in Serbia is random ...


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