You live in Canada, America, Australia or elsewhere somewhere else, away from relatives, friends and family. Occasionally,
you are tormented by nostalgia and it's nice to come to sit on the
first plane and fly right to your hometown, and what cost you to cost. Therefore, here is a short list of things, people and events in which you can not enjoy because you are far away. So, you miss:
1) electricity vouchers instead of pensions;2) going to Sofia to be a local cheer there;3) Dnevnik Radio Television of Serbia;4) renewal of the land by reliance on its own strengths;5) the joy that independent radio stations will be able to hear even 2 percent of voters in Serbia;6) the opportunity to approach beautiful women on the street and ask you where you have purchased two liters of oil that you carry in your bag;7) the opportunity to approach beautiful women on the street and ask you where you got half a liter of milk you carry in your bag;8) the opportunity to approach you on the street with pretty girls and ask you where you got a kilo of sugar that you carry in your bag;9) many opportunities to get acquainted with pretty girls;10) view of the container from the retired professor;11) petrol vouchers by which you can not obtain gasoline;12) purchase of fuel in two-liter flumes in which two liters do not fit;13) gas stations converted into airspace, as there are no traces of cars or other air pollutants;14) "Drina" packed in a box "Marlboro";15) submissive smiles in a crowded city bus;16) the ingenious thoughts of independent intellectuals who claim that our government is only our opposition;17) purchase of genuine US goods produced somewhere between Bulgaria and Romania;18) proclamation of a pontoon bridge for a capital project;19) burek and yogurt;20) hope you'll be able to get healthy even without spring warming;21) an enormous increase in production and sales of spore on wood;22) hallway in a saltpeter full of wood for heating;23) a sweet dam that creates uncertainty at every entry into the store;24) waiters who are badly offended that you ordered only coffee and sour;25) June salary in December;26) glories where no one will talk about politics. The first five minutes;27) the fact that old gags have been torn apart, and the acquisition of new ones is a pure luxury;28) the largest opposition Vuk Draskovic;29) the greatest opposition figure Zoran Djindjic;30) the largest opposition leader Vojislav Kostunica;31) many of the biggest oppositionists;32) July in July;33) July in August;34) July in September;35) July all year;36) general strikes involving two hundred workers;37) brains who think they have defended the bridges in Novi Sad;38) a general who, in a break between the divisions and the scissors, threatens to re-conquer Kosovo;39) Russian gas and American humanitarian aid that has not yet arrived;40) the delay of the train due to which the whole government would commit suicide in Japan;41) thirty people at the door of the tram;42) demonstrations that have nothing to do with the protection of fox and the right to privacy of polar bears;43) the most successful seedling and the most devoted grain;44) disappearance of electricity due to excessive heat;45) disappearance of electricity due to excessive cold;46) disappearance of electricity due to excessive wind;47) the disappearance of the current due to the leech;48) a leech because of a power failure;49) the disappearance of electricity for no reason;50) celebration of the arrival of electricity;51) Meet the most of your buildings as a priority so they did not turn off your electricity;52) even greater happiness of neighbors from the building across the road that applauds when you are still without electricity;53) the possibility of Zorica Brunclik to become Minister of Culture;54) students who, along the well "Culture, here I am!" eagerly expect Zorica Brunclik to become Minister of Culture;55) responsible statements by responsible people that devaluation of the dinar will not be;56) devaluation of the dinar;57) another big rally after which Slobodan Milosevic will safely leave power.
And what we miss, which we have not yet managed to become a diaspora:1) Everything else.
1) electricity vouchers instead of pensions;2) going to Sofia to be a local cheer there;3) Dnevnik Radio Television of Serbia;4) renewal of the land by reliance on its own strengths;5) the joy that independent radio stations will be able to hear even 2 percent of voters in Serbia;6) the opportunity to approach beautiful women on the street and ask you where you have purchased two liters of oil that you carry in your bag;7) the opportunity to approach beautiful women on the street and ask you where you got half a liter of milk you carry in your bag;8) the opportunity to approach you on the street with pretty girls and ask you where you got a kilo of sugar that you carry in your bag;9) many opportunities to get acquainted with pretty girls;10) view of the container from the retired professor;11) petrol vouchers by which you can not obtain gasoline;12) purchase of fuel in two-liter flumes in which two liters do not fit;13) gas stations converted into airspace, as there are no traces of cars or other air pollutants;14) "Drina" packed in a box "Marlboro";15) submissive smiles in a crowded city bus;16) the ingenious thoughts of independent intellectuals who claim that our government is only our opposition;17) purchase of genuine US goods produced somewhere between Bulgaria and Romania;18) proclamation of a pontoon bridge for a capital project;19) burek and yogurt;20) hope you'll be able to get healthy even without spring warming;21) an enormous increase in production and sales of spore on wood;22) hallway in a saltpeter full of wood for heating;23) a sweet dam that creates uncertainty at every entry into the store;24) waiters who are badly offended that you ordered only coffee and sour;25) June salary in December;26) glories where no one will talk about politics. The first five minutes;27) the fact that old gags have been torn apart, and the acquisition of new ones is a pure luxury;28) the largest opposition Vuk Draskovic;29) the greatest opposition figure Zoran Djindjic;30) the largest opposition leader Vojislav Kostunica;31) many of the biggest oppositionists;32) July in July;33) July in August;34) July in September;35) July all year;36) general strikes involving two hundred workers;37) brains who think they have defended the bridges in Novi Sad;38) a general who, in a break between the divisions and the scissors, threatens to re-conquer Kosovo;39) Russian gas and American humanitarian aid that has not yet arrived;40) the delay of the train due to which the whole government would commit suicide in Japan;41) thirty people at the door of the tram;42) demonstrations that have nothing to do with the protection of fox and the right to privacy of polar bears;43) the most successful seedling and the most devoted grain;44) disappearance of electricity due to excessive heat;45) disappearance of electricity due to excessive cold;46) disappearance of electricity due to excessive wind;47) the disappearance of the current due to the leech;48) a leech because of a power failure;49) the disappearance of electricity for no reason;50) celebration of the arrival of electricity;51) Meet the most of your buildings as a priority so they did not turn off your electricity;52) even greater happiness of neighbors from the building across the road that applauds when you are still without electricity;53) the possibility of Zorica Brunclik to become Minister of Culture;54) students who, along the well "Culture, here I am!" eagerly expect Zorica Brunclik to become Minister of Culture;55) responsible statements by responsible people that devaluation of the dinar will not be;56) devaluation of the dinar;57) another big rally after which Slobodan Milosevic will safely leave power.
And what we miss, which we have not yet managed to become a diaspora:1) Everything else.
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